Why is it okay to run a redlight if no one is around? Or to grab some candy from the bin at the store? How does that lead to larger crimes, or does it not?

Throw in Conan, a malfunctioning mic stand, and a comment sure to result in the loss of a listener (my bad) and you get our latest musings fresh off the press as a surprise Tropical Storm serves up precipitation disrespect – from behind!